Terror’s EdgeI like to watch a horror movie right up until the climax before switching to the next, and so on. I do this until I find the perfect…Dec 16, 2019Dec 16, 2019
CandlesYou are 4 cortados deep, sitting in a cafe working on the shitty screenplay you started 3 years ago. I am sitting next to you pretending…Nov 26, 2019Nov 26, 2019
UsI’m an eboy. I’ve DMed you a stark illustration of Salome kissing the severed head of John the Baptist. “Us” I say. The image burns…Nov 12, 20193Nov 12, 20193
7 Reasons You Should Be Drinking Dandelion Root TeaOxidizes your poops, making them odorless, chalky, and smooth like an eggJun 14, 2019Jun 14, 2019
InfluencineratorI am beginning my transition into a lifestyle blogger. follow my insta where you can watch me just kind of be at the beach a lot and now…May 16, 2019May 16, 2019
I Want to Scream but I’m Full of Soup.You have passed away. You are now in hell for leaving eGirls on seen. You are seated at a table surrounded by old people slurping and…Apr 24, 2019Apr 24, 2019