Matt MoirTerror’s EdgeI like to watch a horror movie right up until the climax before switching to the next, and so on. I do this until I find the perfect…Dec 16, 2019Dec 16, 2019
Matt MoirCandlesYou are 4 cortados deep, sitting in a cafe working on the shitty screenplay you started 3 years ago. I am sitting next to you pretending…Nov 26, 2019Nov 26, 2019
Matt MoirUsI’m an eboy. I’ve DMed you a stark illustration of Salome kissing the severed head of John the Baptist. “Us” I say. The image burns…Nov 12, 20193Nov 12, 20193
Matt Moir7 Reasons You Should Be Drinking Dandelion Root TeaOxidizes your poops, making them odorless, chalky, and smooth like an eggJun 14, 2019Jun 14, 2019
Matt MoirInfluencineratorI am beginning my transition into a lifestyle blogger. follow my insta where you can watch me just kind of be at the beach a lot and now…May 16, 2019May 16, 2019
Matt MoirI Want to Scream but I’m Full of Soup.You have passed away. You are now in hell for leaving eGirls on seen. You are seated at a table surrounded by old people slurping and…Apr 24, 2019Apr 24, 2019
